Are We There Yet?: Exodus of the StarCruiser, 3014 C.E. / 96.249 A.C.E
“Earth: our wretched hope...”
In the year 2996, planet Proxima Centauri B was decimated in a devastating nuclear war between the CenTek Corporation and the Dominion of Solace. This left nowhere else for humanity to go…except Earth, a planet presumed void of humans for the last 500 years. With this goal in mind, the CenTek StarCruiser and the Dona Nobis Pacem (representing the Dominion) independently disembark from Proxima Centauri B, carrying the last survivors of the human race.
However, things would turn out to not be so simple, and both ships would soon find themselves flung to the outer edges of the solar system. With each sustaining heavy damage, a desperate distress call into the void would lead them to discover each other’s presence. Reluctantly, a decision was made: the Dona Nobis Pacem was to be abandoned, and everyone from both sides would (chaotically) continue onboard the CenTek StarCruiser.
This begins the committee: With limited resources, the once-enemies must now work together not just for survival, but to march towards their common goal, home. Will both sides settle their differences, or will the StarCruiser be humanity’s final monument?
P.S. Humanity arrived to Proxima Centauri B in the year 2709 C.E. The Dominion did something funny to redefine time, such that 2709 C.E. is now 0 A.C.E. If you can figure out how the Dominion came up with the number 96.249 A.C.E. for the year 3014 C.E, and are able to show your work by emailing a picture to us, we will personally buy you an energy drink of your choosing. :D
P.S.S. First three correct responses only because we are kinda broke teehee :))))))
Kin Ching Ip
chair
Kin Ching is a third year at the college studying Physics and Fundamentals (philosophy/literature interdisciplinary major). She was born and raised in Hong Kong and very much misses the warmer weather back home. As a Ming Dynasty fan, Kin Ching discovered the world of MUN and served as the backroom Assistant Chair of “Yongle’s Bongle: The Ming Dynasty” in ChoMUN XXVIII. Since then, she was the chair and a former mayor of the Shenzhen Municipal Government in ChoMUN XXIX.
Outside of MUN, Kin Ching can be found dying in physics labs and drowning in problem sets, overthinking about how AI might destroy the world in UChicago’s Xlab, enjoying long-distance running, consuming weird and random media (Soviet propaganda spy movies, Avant-garde Japanese animes, Epic poems, early 2000s figure skating lore, Classical Russian literature), and enjoying a good game of Civ 6 (One more turn?).
Kin Ching is incredibly excited to be your Chair for ChoMUN XXX. If you have any questions, concerns, or would like running route recommendations, debate philosophy, or fangirl over Hindu mythology, you are always welcome to reach out to her at kcip@uchicago.edu.
Ravindra Mangar
crisis director
Ravi is a fourth year at the college very enthusiastically finishing his masters in Computer Science and bachelors thesis in the Biological Sciences. He is from Queens, New York and is incredibly passionate about his distaste for New Jerseyans (and even worse, Staten Islanders *shudders*). In ChoMUN XXIV, Ravi was a crisis director (at least until he was democratically and honorably crowned the mayor) of The Shenzhen Special Economic Zone, 1980. Before that, Ravi was a suspiciously scheming CD to Yongle's Bongle: Court of the Ming Dynasty, 1403. When Ravi is not touching nature (the journal of course), you can find him suffering sitting at the back of ChoMUN meetings. You can also find him in the middle of an Icelandic geyser, on the edge of a highway in Bartlett, Illinois trying to explore an Indian temple, screaming his lungs out singing Mahler’s Symphony 2, foaming metro trains with his Canon EOS R50, or his most favorite: buying random things from a Hong Kong 7-Eleven. Ravi cannot wait for you to show up and distract him from his research work. Until then, he will be sitting in the objectively best building on campus, the Regenstein library, being an unwilling servant to his “psets.”
Please help him by asking questions or sending an explanation of the Maxwell Equations at rmangar30@uchicago.edu. Please.
Zerlina Yau
crisis director
Zerlina is a third-year in the College studying Mathematics and Economics. She claims to hail from Queens, New York, but studies show that she is in great denial about having moved to Long Island late in life. Last year, in ChoMUN XXIX, she served as an Assistant Chair for Fast and Furiously Developing: The Shenzhen Special Economic Zone, 1980. Outside of MUN, Zerlina is probably playing Honkai: Star Rail and pointedly ignoring the constantly-growing list of other games she bought but hasn’t yet finished (and this week’s problem set. She’s ignoring that too). Her other interests include reading niche webnovels (any Omniscient Reader fans out there?) and eating increasingly spicy foods in hopes of rebuilding her spice tolerance (which fell off hard in recent years).
Zerlina is thrilled to be your Crisis Director for this committee. If you have any questions or would like to add a game to her backlog, please reach out at zerlinay@uchicago.edu.
Secretariat oversight:
Oliver heatly, under-secretary-general